大白兔和小龟去赛跑
                                                           途中遇见了韦小宝
                                                          韦小宝本事好
                                                           爱他的美眉真不少
                                                          可是韦小宝受不了
                                                          韦小宝受不了
                                                           跑去找法海把主意讨
                                                           法海忙着谈恋爱
                                                           他说自己的事儿自己了

                                                            韦小宝很苦恼
                                                           天天温泉去泡澡
                                                           你说这事巧不 巧
                                                           偏又撞见了刘姥姥
                                                           刘姥姥正把情弟找
                                                           左劝说右开导
                                                           韦小宝就爱上了刘姥姥
                                                           大白兔也开了窍
                                                           急忙和小龟把姐弟恋搞
                                                           龟和兔从此以后不赛跑

                                                                                                2006年11月21日10。12分